A New Years Thank You Note from The Evangelical Industrial Complex — Pirate Christian Media

January 01, 2019

A New Years Thank You Note from The Evangelical Industrial Complex

We would like to take a moment and thank the untold millions of Christians out there for their unwavering and mindless commitment to our Christian celebrities, perky conference speakers and megalomaniac pastors. Thank you so much for refusing to take your head out of the Evangelical sand over the past year!

Because of you and your unquestioning support, we can continue to invent new catchphrases and slogans every few years in order to sell more conference tickets, books and assorted merchandise. Our marketing people are working tirelessly behind the scenes to invent yet another profitable product disguised as “Christian literature.” But let’s not stop here, there’s still plenty more we can do.

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